Cornflake Lover T-Shirts

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Skiing.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Snow flake

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Yo ho ho!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Piñata Walk

How Piñatas Are Born

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Cupcakes!

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."