Cord Wrangler Gifts

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

How the cords get all tangled up when you're away.

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Parenting Business Deals

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Cow Pilot.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

The First Day Back

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time