Cord Wrangler T-Shirts

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

How the cords get all tangled up when you're away.

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Cow Pilot.

The First Day Back

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash