Cooking Cavalier Gifts

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Too much cilantro

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Dog Chow Mein

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Salvador Deli

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

So Sympathetic

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

PICK YOUR OWN sign above lobster tank in restaurant with a FIRST AID kit beside the tank.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

"C'mon, Tia Carmen...pull my finger!"

"All the produce is farm-to-floor."

Foreigner of distinction going to enjoy 'le sport'.

Pantomime Horse / Cavalry Toilet

Welsh Cakes

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"