Cooking Cavalier T-Shirts

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Too much cilantro

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Dog Chow Mein

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Salvador Deli

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

So Sympathetic

PICK YOUR OWN sign above lobster tank in restaurant with a FIRST AID kit beside the tank.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

Foreigner of distinction going to enjoy 'le sport'.

Pantomime Horse / Cavalry Toilet

Welsh Cakes

"All the produce is farm-to-floor."

"C'mon, Tia Carmen...pull my finger!"

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

'But Antony, I thought you only stole wine and cheese?'.