Culinary Caveman Gifts

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Something has corrupted my files again."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"I just invented the power lunch."

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'Is the fire included?'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The First Power Point

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.