Conveyor Chronicles Gifts

Lunch break.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Anthony Trollope

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Delicate man in carriage asking a maid to fetch an umbrella and hold it over him as he gets out.

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

On the dark road

Jean de Joinville

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

Exhaust problems yesterday and today.

Conductor asks people to move so he can get a large lady on to the omnibus

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Man looks at the bills of mortality in the morning paper and feels unwell

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

Mr Bob Sawyer's Mode of Travelling

Cabby angry at fares being fixed by act of parliament

'I'm not just another entry in your blog, am I'

"Funny, you don't see couples like that anymore."

'I make it 263 people in that carriage, that beats last week's record.'

Lunch break.