Chronicles Enthusiast Gifts

Anthony Trollope

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

JET (Part I)

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Inflated gloom!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

One line a day... Diary 2020

'Sleaze, please.'

Lunch break.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Showbiz is tough

Invasion of Privacy

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Cat on phone to newspaper, voice says: 'For the last time ... we're not interested in stories about 'home alone' cats.'