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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

This time...War on Terrorism.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Moog invented the blog.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Anthony Trollope

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Lunch break.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

'It's a foreclosure notice on Manhattan, Mr. Mayor. It seems that Peter Stuyvesant failed to deliver on some of the barter goods that he promised.'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"No taxation period!"

Flip 4 ten commandments. #3 will shock you!

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'