Conveyor Chronicles Pillows

Lunch break.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Anthony Trollope

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

Jean de Joinville

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

Delicate man in carriage asking a maid to fetch an umbrella and hold it over him as he gets out.

On the dark road

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

Exhaust problems yesterday and today.

Conductor asks people to move so he can get a large lady on to the omnibus

Man looks at the bills of mortality in the morning paper and feels unwell

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Mr Bob Sawyer's Mode of Travelling

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

Before it was called the 'Dark Ages'.

"Funny, you don't see couples like that anymore."

Cabby angry at fares being fixed by act of parliament

'I make it 263 people in that carriage, that beats last week's record.'

'I'm not just another entry in your blog, am I'