Conveyor Belt Philosopher Gifts

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Knitting is Knirvana.

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Lunch break.

'Good Book?'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Train Arrivals

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Torah reading on the subway.

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

The tube's a nightmare today

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"Who's next?"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis