Continuing Education Enrollment Gifts

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Frat House Feng Shui

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

"Distance Learning"