Enrollment In Adult Education Gifts

AMBITIONS .... TO LEARN TO READ

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Frat House Feng Shui

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"Enrol now, meditation course."

You Can't Have a Drink at Age 17 But a Bank Will Lend You $57,000 in Student Loans You'll Never Be Able to Escape

"It started with sneaking kale into their spaghetti. Before I knew it I was sneaking homework into their video games."