Enrollment In Adult Education Pillows

AMBITIONS .... TO LEARN TO READ

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Frat House Feng Shui

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Please School Remotely.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Enrol now, meditation course."