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AMBITIONS .... TO LEARN TO READ

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Frat House Feng Shui

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Please School Remotely.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Enrol now, meditation course."