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'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Following through!

'Illiterate? Can't read? -- Just send for our free brochure....'

Learn to Speak: French, Spanish, HTML, CSS.

No Readmittance

What Pastor Lewis started as a joke, ended up being a vital ministry...

'Feng Shui class'

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."