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'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Following through!

'Illiterate? Can't read? -- Just send for our free brochure....'

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What Pastor Lewis started as a joke, ended up being a vital ministry...

'Feng Shui class'

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Fear/Knowledge

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'