Business Course Enrollment Gifts

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Robot Parts $5

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Atilla the Hun's Business School