Business Students Gifts

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

College of Business Administration Golfers

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'I heard that there were one born every minute, well, we've been here six hours!'

Business School.

"I figure a few more lemons borrowed from mom and we'll be too big to fail."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

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'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'