Business Studies Gifts

'The basic laws of supply and demand can be affected by the input of this variable.'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'On my salary, microeconomics is all I can afford.'

"Your lessons on crypto and NFT's. . . priceless!"

'Jason goes to a progressive school. He's in his kindergarten's MBA track.'

'Here we see a correlation between the returns of the stock market over the past twenty years and the attendance figures for my informative lectures over the same time period.'

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"We pay you 90% of what you are worth... and you give 110%... so we end up even at 100%. OK?"

Business School.

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

Economics LOL.

'Spin that to half-full.'

'Are a fool and his money still 'soon parted' if it's figured on a pro forma basis?'

'We're moving the business library here since you have most of the books already.'

'I'm going to refer to an economic theory, first postulated in July, which is still applicable today.'

London College of Business: Bankruptcy Sale.

Business I...the Bottom Line is upside down.

"She's working from home today. Is there someone I could disparage for you?"

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."