Business Studies Aficionado Gifts

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Will work for ETFs

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

Accountant Bedtime Stories

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'He was very big in Vienna.'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

We live in turbulent times. Therefore I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

Two businessmen competing.

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

There are two schools of thought. But they are spelled differently. And one of them is wrong.

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.