Business Studies Aficionado Mugs

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Will work for ETFs

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'He was very big in Vienna.'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

We live in turbulent times. Therefore I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

There are two schools of thought. But they are spelled differently. And one of them is wrong.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."