Business Student Gifts

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Going out of business...

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

'On my salary, microeconomics is all I can afford.'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Robot Parts $5

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Schmoozing 101

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

Sell thyself

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

"As this shows, the key of good business strategy is simplicity."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

'Turkey dot com.'

'...All profits are local.'

School of Voodoo Economics

Business Studies

'The business school production of Hamlet: Act V, Scene IV...'

"Someday a prestigious business school will erect a statue in his honor."

"You'll have to excuse my appearance, I've just had to fend off a hostile takeover attempt."

Business 101

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Business Administration 101: "how to kiss up"