Accounting Student Gifts

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Where your mind & battle are los

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Eternal Student.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

The Bookworm

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Burning the midnight oil.