Graduating From Accounting School Gifts

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

Builder's School

We cater to the small investor.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Business School. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's often not the best business plan.

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

'Where'd you get the idea that because you work for chicken feed, you don't have to pay any taxes?'

'Sir, muckraking is preparing the paddy for rice.'

Business School.

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'

Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'

The Architect