Graduating From Business School Gifts

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Business School.

Robot Parts $5

Big Bang Theory.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

The MBA Draft

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

"This is what's known as a book."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'