"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
Graduated With An Mba Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to honor someone who has just graduated with an MBA? Our collection offers fun, inspiring, and personalized items that celebrate their achievement and new adventures. Whether it’s for a proud graduate or a gift to motivate future success, these products combine humor and heart, making their special day unforgettable.
The MBA Draft
'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'
"All my symptoms are old ... "
"My preferred pronoun is they."
I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'
"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'
Creating dummy corporations for dummies.
"Darn it, lost another swab."
Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!
Alexander Fleming
"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."
"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."
Meet the author
Warning: Math Ahead!
Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!
'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'
Current location
Summa cum latte.
Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.
"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs
"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''
The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills
Give me your sick...
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
Atilla the Hun's Business School
East is East, West is West, Business is Business.
"Millstone is not yet a full professor."
Monkey Business College
'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'
Graduated With An Mba Gifts Collection
Graduated With An Mba Mugs
Explore our collection of celebratory mugs perfect for MBA grads. Find humorous or motivational designs that make their coffee break extra special.
Graduated With An Mba Pillows
Browse our pillows featuring inspiring messages for MBA grads. Make their space welcoming and motivational.
Graduated With An Mba Prints
Discover inspiring prints to commemorate an MBA graduation. Ideal for decorating their new workspace or personal space.
Graduated With An Mba T-Shirts
Check out our selection of T-shirts that celebrate MBA graduates with wit and style. Perfect for casual pride or as a fun gift.