Graduated With An Mba Mugs

"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

The MBA Draft

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Alexander Fleming

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Current location

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Meet the author

Warning: Math Ahead!

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

Give me your sick...

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

Monkey Business College

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'