Mba Graduation Mugs

The MBA Draft

Big Bang Theory.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'What's holding him up?'

En garde!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"This is what's known as a book."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'