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The MBA Draft

Big Bang Theory.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'What's holding him up?'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

En garde!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'