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"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

The MBA Draft

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"My preferred pronoun is they."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Alexander Fleming

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Meet the author

Warning: Math Ahead!

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Current location

Summa cum latte.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Give me your sick...

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

Monkey Business College

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'