Mba Graduates T-Shirts

Snotty MBAs

'I'm saving my MBA for a better job.'

The MBA Draft

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Monkey Business College

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Business Cliches

"It was a matter of vital strategic importance for the company ! We had to develop our own MBA graduates breeding in-house."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

Business School. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's often not the best business plan.

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

"Having an MBA from a prestigious college is quite impressive. However, we're looking for someone with basic computer skills."

"Sit, sir. Harvard M.B.A. I speak business patois."

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'

Business School.

"I see you have a N.V.Q and a M.B.A."

Business Class Flights

Midtown Meta-Moment