Graduating With Mba Gifts

'Tell me about yourself, Mr. Mosely - the nose ring, earring, the MBA tattooed to your forehead.'

Big Bang Theory.

Guitarist

The MBA Draft

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Current location

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!