Mba Graduate Gifts

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

Midtown Meta-Moment

"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

"It was a matter of vital strategic importance for the company ! We had to develop our own MBA graduates breeding in-house."

'I felt the need to reach out, leverage a best practice, touch base, take it to the next level...'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

Monkey Business College

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

"Someday a prestigious business school will erect a statue in his honor."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Sit, sir. Harvard M.B.A. I speak business patois."

The MBA Draft

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

Graduate

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Business Cliches

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'