Mba Master Gifts

Hunters catch up to deer hiding as corporate executive. ('How'd you find me, fellas?')

The MBA Draft

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Beer Stall

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

My dad makes his own beer.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Monkey Business College

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Tea Snob.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

Alcohol Ingredients