Mba Master Gifts

Hunters catch up to deer hiding as corporate executive. ('How'd you find me, fellas?')

The MBA Draft

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

My dad makes his own beer.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Monkey Business College

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Tea Snob.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"