Mba Holder Gifts

'I don't have to do this you know - I've got a masters in business administration.'

The MBA Draft

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Monkey Business College

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Business Cliches

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"It was a matter of vital strategic importance for the company ! We had to develop our own MBA graduates breeding in-house."

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

'You've had enough.'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"Sit, sir. Harvard M.B.A. I speak business patois."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

"Having an MBA from a prestigious college is quite impressive. However, we're looking for someone with basic computer skills."

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'

Business Class Flights

"I see you have a N.V.Q and a M.B.A."

Midtown Meta-Moment

'one of our major contributors suggested we add a Scared Straight program to our MBA curriculum.'

'I felt the need to reach out, leverage a best practice, touch base, take it to the next level...'

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

'Members of the board, I believe that this is a really hostile takeover.'

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

'Tell me about yourself, Mr. Mosely - the nose ring, earring, the MBA tattooed to your forehead.'

"Maybe this isn't the right sport for you. What about cage fighting?"

"Someday a prestigious business school will erect a statue in his honor."