'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'
Future Mbas Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to inspire a future MBA? Our collection of creative gifts offers a mix of humor and motivation, ideal for students embarking on their business education adventure. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with the drive and determination of aspiring business leaders.
"Welcome to the future"
Baby Piano
The MBA Draft
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."
"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."
"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
"So much for password protected."
Totalitarian Humour
Creating dummy corporations for dummies.
"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."
'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'
Good Luck with your finals.
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."
Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.
Budgetmageddon
"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."
'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'
Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.
East is East, West is West, Business is Business.
"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."
'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'
I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!
Monkey Business College
"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"
"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."
Clones are people two!
'In which on-line university will you enroll?'
'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'
'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'
Business Cliches
'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'
Future Mbas Gifts Collection
Future Mbas Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for future MBAs. Find a witty or inspiring coffee mug perfect for those long study nights or early morning classes.
Future Mbas Pillows
Browse pillows that inspire ambition and motivation. Perfect for making a student’s space comfortable and full of encouragement.
Future Mbas Prints
Check out our prints for future MBAs—ideal decor that combines humor and inspiration for their academic or living space.
Future Mbas T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for aspiring business leaders. Choose from clever, motivational designs that help them express their ambition with style.