Future Mbas Mugs

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Welcome to the future"

Baby Piano

The MBA Draft

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"So much for password protected."

Totalitarian Humour

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Good Luck with your finals.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Monkey Business College

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Clones are people two!

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Business Cliches

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'