Graduating From An Mba Program Gifts

Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

The MBA Draft

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Dog forced to return bone

I need to set upmy own company.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"Gross."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Current location

"Darn it, lost another swab."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Alexander Fleming

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''