Business Graduate Gifts

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'I don't have to do this you know - I've got a masters in business administration.'

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Big Bang Theory.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Make a lot of money."

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!