Business Graduate Prints

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'I don't have to do this you know - I've got a masters in business administration.'

Robot Parts $5

Big Bang Theory.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Make a lot of money."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"This is what's known as a book."