Graduating Business School Prints

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Robot Parts $5

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

The MBA Draft

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I need to set upmy own company.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

'...All profits are local.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Monkey Business College

Business 101

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

We cater to the small investor.