Course Enrollment Gifts

'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Frat House Feng Shui

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

Drawing graphs on a computer.

'You're away, Doc!'

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'