Course Enrollment Pillows

'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Frat House Feng Shui

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

'You're away, Doc!'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'