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Investing 101 Acronym Test.

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Atilla the Hun's Business School