Business School Student Pillows

"It was a matter of vital strategic importance for the company ! We had to develop our own MBA graduates breeding in-house."

Figure Drawing class at Business School

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"You could simplify the process and buy into a Mutual Fund."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Robot Parts $5

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

The MBA Draft

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Eurobonds Explained.

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf