Entering Business School Pillows

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Robot Parts $5

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

The MBA Draft

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"We make crime pay."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'...All profits are local.'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Monkey Business College

McWit Legal College

Business 101