Entering Business School Pillows

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Robot Parts $5

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

The MBA Draft

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"We make crime pay."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'...All profits are local.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

Monkey Business College

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

McWit Legal College