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Entering Business School Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone entering business school? Our curated collection blends humor and motivation, making perfect tokens of encouragement as they dive into this exciting new chapter.
Robot Parts $5
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
The MBA Draft
Business of Fingerpointing Line Art
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."
"My preferred pronoun is they."
'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
Business Admin - Group Think 101.
'I think I'll become a lawyer.'
I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.
"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."
"We make crime pay."
"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"
'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'
Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."
"I'm pre-legal analysis."
The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills
'That's the first nickel I took in!'
'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'
Atilla the Hun's Business School
East is East, West is West, Business is Business.
Investing 101 Acronym Test.
'...All profits are local.'
The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."
Monkey Business College
'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'
McWit Legal College
Entering Business School Gifts Collection
Entering Business School Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate entering business school, blending humor with encouragement for every coffee break.
Entering Business School Pillows
Find inspiring pillows to add personality and comfort to your study space or dorm room during business school.
Entering Business School Prints
Browse our selection of prints that motivate and celebrate the exciting start of a business school adventure.
Entering Business School T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that make a statement about beginning your business school journey with style and wit.