Business School Acceptance Gifts

Business Studies

The MBA Draft

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.