Business School Acceptance Gifts

Business Studies

The MBA Draft

Robot Parts $5

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills