Starting A Business Degree Gifts

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Business School. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's often not the best business plan.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

' A good idea '

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Likes: $2.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."