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Monkey Business College

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'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

The MBA Draft

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Economic Conference.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'...All profits are local.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Business 101

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'